Total Medals Earned: 11,160 (From 1,899 different games.) Total Medal Score: 196,030 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
RAAAWR.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 3/38 (20/500 points)
Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.
Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.
Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.
Swipe 100 times. Hyaaa!
Kill 10 champions. It's a coupe!
Collect $1000. It's a simple stash.
Charm 50 subjects. There is too much love in the air!
Burn things for 1 minute. I can smell the bacon!
Collect 10 hearts. Yummy!
Fire 100 Chaingun bullets. Don't let go of it now!
Burn things for 10 minutes. It's getting smokey in here.
Swipe 500 times. Ninjastic!
Collect 50 hearts. You're probably getting too much love.
Cut 500 times. My eyes are still willing to see this.
Collect $10000. No office should go without a safety net.
Laser something 500 times. Intervention successful.
Smash 500 times with a rock. Did you do it rythmically?
Kill 25 champions. Greed doesn't pay!
Fire 5000 bullets. Focus on your inner self!
Charm 250 subjects. "pshhhh... Subjects started to fight between themselves... pshhh..."
Fire 1000 Chaingun bullets. Who knew I had that much ammo?
Make 500 hits with a rocket. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.
Fire Gaussgun 500 times. Science fiction writers would be proud.
Make 500 hits with Thunderbeard. Ancient god's fury!
Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.
Blow 1000 things. Love me till I explode.
Kill 10000 Smiles. No remorse. Your calmness is at stake.
Collect 100 hearts. Bloody affair.
Collect $100000. Could buy anything... thing thing thing.
Kill 50 champions. That... belongs to me.
Fire 10000 bullets. That escalated quickly.
Kill 100 Zombies. No zombie, no problem.
Kill 100000 Smiles. Eye-melting carnage!
Kill 100 champions. You are enveloped in a warm feeling of happiness.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/140 points)
Win first stage
Win First Challenge
Got 3 x 3 stars
Open All Recipes
Medals Earned: 10/10 (250/250 points)
find the 5 differents on Cat Tongue Level
find the 5 differents on Eating Knife Level
find the 5 differents on Evacuation Level
find the 5 differents on Heart Attack Level
find the 5 differents on Lawyers buffet Level
find the 5 differents on rich and poor Level
find the 5 differents on Sharpener shop Level
find the 5 differents on sheeps and wolves Level
find the 5 differents on sweep medals Level
find the 5 differents on Water Cycle Level
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/485 points)
Saved Some Hats
Saved Some More Hats
Saved Many Hats
used all machines and obtained sword
Saved All Hats
Saved Many More Hats
Medals Earned: 12/16 (330/500 points)
Find uncle
Meet the Thug
Find Abbey
Kill 20 Thugs
Meet the Gun Thug
Kill 15 Gun Thugs
Defeat the Gentleman
Kill 15 Hummers
Meet the Hummer
Find the Keeper
Finish the game
Defeat the Robot
Kill 10 enemies by pistol
X20 combo!
Find all secrets
Complete with all A+
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/340 points)
Collect a Sharpening Stone
Repel 13 Foes
Clear LVL1
Collect a Stone After Losing Edge From a Death
Clear LVL2
Clear LVL3?
Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)
You won the game! Merry Christmas! :D