Total Medals Earned: 11,113 (From 1,899 different games.) Total Medal Score: 195,790 Points
Medals Earned: 10/12 (150/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (30/205 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Complete 28 levels.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 5/12 (50/50 points)
Start The Game
Watch The Opening
Eat x8 Spoonful of Beans
Check The Credits
Restart The Game
Medals Earned: 8/9 (180/280 points)
Make it to the first nest.
Perish for the first time.
Make it through a tricky hazard room.
Defeat gravity with the power of eggs.
Make it through the advanced key room.
Make it through the advanced button room.
Make it through the first gas room.
Complete the game.
Complete the game in under 200 generations
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)
Get 5 coins
Die 100 times
Complete 30 levels
The medal that deserves its own game!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/455 points)
Last longer than 1 minute in a single run.
Use all 4 powerups in a single run.
Pop 250 bullets in a single run.
Go 30 seconds without popping a single bubble.
Pop 750 bullets in a single run.
Infect 8 bubbles with 1 red bullet.
Bounce 1 green bullet off 15 bubbles.
Last longer than 5 minutes in difficult.
Last longer than 5 minutes in onslaught.
Finish the normal course without dying.
Last longer than 5 minutes in invisible challenge.
Finish the difficult course without dying.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (340/365 points)
Feels just like starting over.
The boy found his first checkpoint.
Halfway point of the journey.
Confront and destroy a demon.
Every epiphany has been reached.
Shine a light on some flaws.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (55/55 points)
Reach a score of 600 or more.
Reach a score of 300 or more.
Reach a score of 900 or more.
Reach a score of 1200 or more.
Reach a score of 1500 or more.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/220 points)
Win the game by defeating Lord Haddock.
Find "The Island".
Collect every item in the game.
Win the game by defeating the Kraken.
Win the game by finding and conquering El Dorado
Win the game by drinking from the Fountain of Youth.