Total Medals Earned: 11,160 (From 1,899 different games.) Total Medal Score: 196,030 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 22/22 (370/370 points)
Blue Kinda person eh?
Pick the blue
Click the blue button once
Pick the Green Button
Click the Green Button once
My favourite colour too!
Click the Red Button once
Ugh! Light!
Pick the Yellow Button
Click the Yellow button once
Click the Yellow Button 5x
Click the blue Button 25x
Click the blue Button 50 times
Click it 50 times
Hands hurting eh?
Ouch!
BRUTAL!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (200/375 points)
Serve 3 customers in a row
Give the fork to a customer at the very last minute
Serve 20 customers in a row
Get 5 Close Call! in a single run
Get 10 Close Call! in a single run
Get 15 Close Call! in a single run.
Serve 30 customers in a row
Reach the 5-stars restaurant level
Serve 60 customers in a row
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Shame on you, you're a bad person.
It was yearning for her sweet caress...
The Father is not pleased
Get it?
Yum, yum, war on terror!
You're a real smartster!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/195 points)
Flip the world upside down
Start the game
Enable the speedrunning mode in the settings
Die at the end of the second level
Kill yourself using the block switch
Attach every single button
Don't collect any red orbs
Win the game
Don't touch the ground for more than 3 seconds
Complete the game in less than 10 Minutes
Collect every single red orb
Medals Earned: 6/16 (175/495 points)
Best your friend.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Catch the ball every time.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
You're pretty good at not dying. Grats! Survive 25 days.
Okay, so you can kill zombies. For now. Survive 50 days.
So you'll make it for a while. Maybe even 'til the end? Survive 200 days.
Okay, you made your point, no reason to show off. Survive 300 days.
You're an ultimate badass. Survive 500 days.
Medals Earned: 9/11 (105/140 points)